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& Free ShippingA dry, self-aware line for introverts who dread chit-chat. It riffs on the familiar situation of showing up socially but leaving your conversational energy at home—perfectly wearable as a deadpan, slightly apologetic statement about preferring silence over small talk.
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Gildan 18500. Classic unisex fit, a front pouch pocket and a double-lined hood with matching drawcord. 50% cotton / 50% polyester, 271 g/m².
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A dry, self-aware line for introverts who dread chit-chat. It riffs on the familiar situation of showing up socially but leaving your conversational energy at home—perfectly wearable as a deadpan, slightly apologetic statement about preferring silence over small talk.
Choose your hoodie color and size, and compare the measurements in our size guide.
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